I tried to play football with a pineapple. I played catch with my friends. It wasn’t that fun because its spiky shell hurt to throw and catch, especially when someone threw a bullet. It kinda worked because pineapples are vaguely shaped like footballs, but I wouldn’t recommend the NFL to switch over to pineapples anytime soon. Maybe if we could genetically engineer pineapples to be less scaly and spiky it could work, but overall it’s just not a great idea. At the end, I got frustrated and punted it.
Haikus and Other Stuff: A Glimpse into the Mind of Aaron 